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What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

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What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

What's the difference between a tuna a piano and a pot of glue..?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there

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What is Rihanna's favorite song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you

What kind of flower grows on your face?

Tulips.

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What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!