What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

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What's the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath?

You can't ride your bike on a sociopath

What is the difference between me and being artistic?

The second letter.

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What do you call a guy going down on a girl with a smile on his face?

A Gladiator

What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"

Chick Pea Jokes More Chick Pea Jokes

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.