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What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

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What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

What's the difference between feminism and a $100 bill?

A $100 bill makes change

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What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"

What's the difference between a cat and a politician?

A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.

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What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.