What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

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Why did the chicken cross the park?

To get to the other slide...

Why did the chicken cross the 38th parallel?

Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far

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How do you spot a sumo at a feminist rally?

Look for the one with shaved legs....

What do you call a good looking Lebanese man?

Azif

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What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!

What is a Honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone.

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What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

What is Shaun Morgan's favorite food?

Seether salad