What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

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Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

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Why did the snail paint an S on the back of his car?

So when he drove by people would say, "Hey, look at that S car go!"

How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!

What is the most common disease for lettuce?

Icebergers

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What did the salad say as it was thrown into jail?

Lettuce Go!

What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar