Chicken sees a salad.
Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.
She wanted to lay it on the line.
Looks up from phone* Me: I don't have a phone. *looks down at phone* Coworker....
Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.
It had run out of lettuce
Lettuce pray they turnip.
Then I frown & order the soup.
Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.
