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What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"

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Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What did the vegetables say at the garden party?

Lettuce turnip the beet

What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What did the tomato say to the mushroom?

You're a fun guy

What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

How many narwhals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Bacon

What do you call a policeman on fire?

Bacon.