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What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"

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Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What's in a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing...

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What did one tomato say to the other?

Catch up.

What did the tomato say to the mushroom?

You're a fun guy

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*