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What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!

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Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

Why is lettuce my favorite vegetable?

Just cos.

What do you call an epileptic covered in lettuce?

A seizure salad.

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.

What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon.