What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!

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What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"

What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.

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What does a tomato and a potato have in common?

Both are red,except from the potato.

What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

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What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.