What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"

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Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

Because they're inbred

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What is like tomato but better?

DD-WRT

What's small red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What was the pig doing in the kitchen?

Bacon! Get it?

What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"