What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"

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Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What do you get when you give a head of lettuce to an epileptic?

A seizure salad.

What is the most common disease for lettuce?

Icebergers

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!

Why did the tomato turned red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

What do you call a policeman on fire?

Bacon.