Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

Because they're inbred

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Disease Jokes More Disease Jokes

What's the only disease a potato can get?

Tuber-culosis

What's the disease that slowly turns your skin black?

Rap Music

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What is Rhiannas favorite type of cheese?

Mozzarella-ella-ella

What did God say to the cheese that sinned?

Gouda Hell.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To get to.

Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray.

What did the vegetables say at the garden party?

Lettuce turnip the beet

Inbreed Jokes More Inbreed Jokes

What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

Because they're inbred