Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

Because they're inbred

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Disease Jokes More Disease Jokes

What disease do Spartans get the most?

Leon-itis.

What's the only disease a potato can get?

Tuber-culosis

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call cheese that's not yours?

Colby Jack's.

What's a monk's favorite kind of cheese?

Smoked Buddha.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What did the green onion say to the Thanksgiving dinner?

I ain't no chive, Turkey.

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

Why is lettuce my favorite vegetable?

Just cos.

Inbreed Jokes More Inbreed Jokes

Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

Because they're inbred

What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog