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Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

Because they're inbred

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Disease Jokes More Disease Jokes

What disease do terrible parkers have?

Parkin'sins

What disease do horses fear most?

Hay Fever!

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call an anorexic with thrush?

A quarter pounder with cheese

What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Mascarpone!

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

I'll get back to you in a few weeks

Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?

Because it's all heart.

What do you get when you give a head of lettuce to an epileptic?

A seizure salad.

Inbreed Jokes More Inbreed Jokes

Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

Because they're inbred

Why are gluten-free children so healthy?

Because they're not inbred.