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Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

Because they're inbred

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Disease Jokes More Disease Jokes

How can you tell vampirism is a disease?

On account of the coffin.

What do you call a Spartan king with a disease?

Leonitis

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

Why did they ruin this pizza with so much cheese?

SNOE

How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

Inbreed Jokes More Inbreed Jokes

Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

Because they're inbred

Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

Because they pump-kin