Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

Because they're inbred

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Disease Jokes More Disease Jokes

What's it called when two strains of a disease are identical?

Plague-arism

What do you call a Spartan king with a disease?

Leonitis

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.

What sound does a Turkey make?

Coup coup

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

Because they're inbred

Why did the lettuce get arrested?

For disturbing the peas!

Inbreed Jokes More Inbreed Jokes

What do you call bread baked in the south?

Inbred

Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

Because they're inbred