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Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

Because they're inbred

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Disease Jokes More Disease Jokes

What disease do horses fear most?

Hay Fever!

What country are you most likely to get a disease?

GERMany.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What's the difference between a pizza, and this joke?

One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy.

What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What is the name of Turkey's most beloved actor?

Muslim Bale

How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

I'll get back to you in a few weeks

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

Because they're inbred

What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!

Inbreed Jokes More Inbreed Jokes

What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

Because they're inbred