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Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

Because they're inbred

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Disease Jokes More Disease Jokes

What disease does a married man have?

Onejina

What disease do horses fear most?

Hay Fever!

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

What do you call an empty jar of Cheese Whiz?

Cheese was.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why do turkeys always gobble?

They havent been taught good table manners!

What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

Because they're inbred

How do you make a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone without dressing.

Inbreed Jokes More Inbreed Jokes

Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

Because they pump-kin

What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog