Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

Because they're inbred

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Disease Jokes More Disease Jokes

Which disease do hobbits fear the most?

The Bilbonic plague.

What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

How does cheese get more mature?

Fromage

What cheese is used to block online streaming?

Edam

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What does my mom and a turkey have in common?

They both died on Thanksgiving

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!

What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

Inbreed Jokes More Inbreed Jokes

Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

Because they pump-kin

What did one redneck say to the other?

If you were anymore inbred, you'd be a sandwich.