Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

Because they're inbred

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Disease Jokes More Disease Jokes

What country are you most likely to get a disease?

GERMany.

Which disease do hobbits fear the most?

The Bilbonic plague.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

What do you call a cheese that isn't yours?

NACHO CHEESE!

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What is the name of Turkey's most beloved actor?

Muslim Bale

Where does a Turkey live?

A coup.

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What is a Honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone.

What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

Inbreed Jokes More Inbreed Jokes

What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog

Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

Because they're inbred