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What did the green onion say to the Thanksgiving dinner?

I ain't no chive, Turkey.

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Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

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What does my mom and a turkey have in common?

They both died on Thanksgiving

Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

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What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey

What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.