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What did the green onion say to the Thanksgiving dinner?

I ain't no chive, Turkey.

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How do you say Thanksgiving in Native American?

Last Supper

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!

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What does my mom and a turkey have in common?

They both died on Thanksgiving

What does a turkey do when he flies upside down?

He gobbles up.

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What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey