What did the green onion say to the Thanksgiving dinner?

I ain't no chive, Turkey.

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What do Japanese people say after a Thanksgiving prayer?

Ra'men.

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

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How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

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Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his Thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...