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What did the green onion say to the Thanksgiving dinner?

I ain't no chive, Turkey.

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What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

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Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

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Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his Thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.