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What did the green onion say to the Thanksgiving dinner?

I ain't no chive, Turkey.

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What did the green onion say to the Thanksgiving dinner?

I ain't no chive, Turkey.

Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.

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Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

What did the turkey say to the motorist?

Buckle Buckle

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What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

1)/8"

Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!