What did the green onion say to the Thanksgiving dinner?

I ain't no chive, Turkey.

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What do Japanese people say after a Thanksgiving prayer?

Ra'men.

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

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Where does a Turkey live?

A coup.

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

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Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his Thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey