What did the green onion say to the Thanksgiving dinner?

I ain't no chive, Turkey.

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What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey

What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

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What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

Why do turkeys always gobble?

They havent been taught good table manners!

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What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

1)/8"