What did the green onion say to the Thanksgiving dinner?

I ain't no chive, Turkey.

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What did the green onion say to the Thanksgiving dinner?

I ain't no chive, Turkey.

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

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What do you call a turkey with no arms?

A turkey

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

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What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for Thanksgiving dinner?

Unlimited twerky

Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his Thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.