What are Russian clothes always made out of?

Lenin.

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Why shouldn't you wear Russian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall-out.

What do Russian women get from their husbands that's long and hard on their wedding night?

His last name.

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What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party

What score did Lenin get on his exam paper?

Full Marx