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What are Russian clothes always made out of?

Lenin.

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What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

What does a Russian burglar wear?

In a Russian accent) robber boots

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What was Lenin's favourite film?

Tsar Wars episode III: Revenge of the scythe.

What score did Lenin get on his exam paper?

Full Marx