What are Russian clothes always made out of?

Lenin.

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What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

Zika blyat

Why did the communists trip over?

Because they were Russian!

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What does Lenin say when he his angry?

I will hit you so hard that it will leave a Marx.

What do you call a red lemon?

A Lenin.)