Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.

What is best potato?

Latvian potato is best potato. Is kind you spend whole life looking for. Also, low calories.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?

Because you can really party hearty!

Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up.

Rpg Jokes More Rpg Jokes

Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu?

In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.

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Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.

Which character do you most identify with?

Ross 8. Which is your least favorite character Ross

Potion Jokes More Potion Jokes

Why wouldn't the Kabuto share his Potion?

He was a little shellfish.

What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!