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Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What did one nihilistic dolphin say to the other?

What is life without a porpoise?

Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life?

Because the Steaks are too high.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What do vegetables say when they go to party's?

TURNUP!

What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese?

A Wurst-Kse Scenario

Rpg Jokes More Rpg Jokes

Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

Why did Rodney Dangerfield always make such unbalanced RPG characters?

He never got no respec. *edited to make grammar worse

Character Jokes More Character Jokes

What do characters at Disney World and strippers have in common?

No touching!

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

Potion Jokes More Potion Jokes

Why wouldn't the Kabuto share his Potion?

He was a little shellfish.

How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

With a warlock.