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Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What all girls want?

All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are "69"

What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?

Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What do astronauts do to host a party?

They planet.

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

Rpg Jokes More Rpg Jokes

What type of MMO's does the Taliban play?

RPG's

Why did Rodney Dangerfield always make such unbalanced RPG characters?

He never got no respec. *edited to make grammar worse

Character Jokes More Character Jokes

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

Potion Jokes More Potion Jokes

What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!

Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!