Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

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Why do mycologists have such a good time?

Because they hang around the fungi.

Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

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Why does everybody like the mushroom?

Because he's a fun guy.

What does a mushroom on a Harley sound like?

Shroom, shroom. shroom

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How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

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What did the dragon say as he entered the party?

Hey, how are you *Alduin*

Why did Gigi leave the party angrily?

Because she's Hadid.