Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fungi

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What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!

Why is the mushroom so popular?

Because he's such a fungi.

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What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

Why does everybody like the mushroom?

Because he's a fun guy.

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Why couldn't Miley Cyrus go to the party?

She had to go t'work instead.

How did the potato get back from the party?

It booked a Tuber.