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Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fungi

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Why not man?

I really am a FunGi.

How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

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What species of mushroom is known for being an instigator?

The shiitalkie mushroom.

Why did the mushroom have so many friends?

He was a fungi.

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Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

What do politicians do for fun?

Rave at the party.