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What was Lenin's favourite film?

Tsar Wars episode III: Revenge of the scythe.

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What do you call a red lemon?

A Lenin.)

What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party

What are Russian clothes always made out of?

Lenin.

What score did Lenin get on his exam paper?

Full Marx

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How did Vladimir Lenin originally get into power?

This isn't just a campaign, this is a political

What is the main position candidate Jim Webb is campaigning on?

Debate time reform.

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What do physics majors do when they hit the club?

They torque it..

What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A bat!

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How does Craig Venter drink beer?

Shotgun method

Why can't redheads get drunk?

Because they only drink Ginger Ale.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

What do you call a Latino whos car got nicked?

Carlos-t

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What did the rude prism say to the light beam that smacked into him?

Get bent!

What did the rude prism say to the beam of light that smacked into him?

Get bent!

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Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!

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What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party

Why does the communist party hate planes?

Because they're always Stalin

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What score did Lenin get on his exam paper?

Full Marx

What did the bumble bee striker say?

Hive scored!