Lenin Jokes

What was Lenin's favourite film?

Tsar Wars episode III: Revenge of the scythe.

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What do you call a red lemon?

A Lenin.)

What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party

What are Russian clothes always made out of?

Lenin.

What score did Lenin get on his exam paper?

Full Marx

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What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

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Why does the communist party hate planes?

Because they're always Stalin

What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party

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How did Vladimir Lenin originally get into power?

This isn't just a campaign, this is a political

What do you call a communist hip hop dancer?

Vladimir Lenin dab

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What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

A beer-a-cuda!

Where do terrorists like to go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak Bar

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What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits?

Snowed-in

Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

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Why was the chicken Russian?

To get to the other side.

How do Russians watch online movies?

Nyetflix!

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What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party

What do you call communist memorabilia?

Trotsky's.

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What score did Lenin get on his exam paper?

Full Marx

What's black and white all over and difficult?

An exam paper!