Lenin Jokes

Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union?

They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin.

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What does Lenin say when he his angry?

I will hit you so hard that it will leave a Marx.

What was Lenin's favourite film?

Tsar Wars episode III: Revenge of the scythe.

What do you call a red lemon?

A Lenin.)

What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party

What are Russian clothes always made out of?

Lenin.

What score did Lenin get on his exam paper?

Full Marx

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Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge?

They are for those who don't drink!

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

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What score did Lenin get on his exam paper?

Full Marx

What's black and white all over and difficult?

An exam paper!

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Why do black people get hit by cars more during winter time?

Because they're easier to spot

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Why could Joseph never get anything done?

Because he was always Stalin..

Why did the cold war last so long?

The US couldn't stop Stalin.