Lenin Jokes

What was Lenin's favourite film?

Tsar Wars episode III: Revenge of the scythe.

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What do you call a red lemon?

A Lenin.)

What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party

What are Russian clothes always made out of?

Lenin.

What score did Lenin get on his exam paper?

Full Marx

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What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

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How much power does it take to move a tank?

A horse

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Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

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Why can't you trust anything MATTER says?

Because it makes up everything.

Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

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Why did Mike Dukakis lose the 1998 Presidential election?

He TANKED his campaign!

What did the ruler gain a reputation for while campaigning?

Straight talk.

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What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...

How does a blonde high-five?

She smacks herself in the forehead.

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What did the fish say when he hit concrete?

Dam(n).

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HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

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What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase?

Audi *tips hat*

How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!