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Lenin Jokes

What was Lenin's favourite film?

Tsar Wars episode III: Revenge of the scythe.

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What do you call a red lemon?

A Lenin.)

What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party

What are Russian clothes always made out of?

Lenin.

What score did Lenin get on his exam paper?

Full Marx

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What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party

Why does the communist party hate planes?

Because they're always Stalin

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of car drives over water?

Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.

Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

Smack Jokes More Smack Jokes

How does a blonde high-five?

She smacks herself in the forehead.

How does a blonde high-5?

She smacks herself in the forehead.

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

The guy likes his power chords too much.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus!

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

Hit by a car.

Revenge Jokes More Revenge Jokes

Why is revenge a dish best served cold?

Because it's just-ice

Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

Vladimir Lenin Jokes More Vladimir Lenin Jokes

What do you call a communist hip hop dancer?

Vladimir Lenin dab

How did Vladimir Lenin originally get into power?

This isn't just a campaign, this is a political

Marx Jokes More Marx Jokes

What grades did Fidel Castro get at school?

Full Marx

Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."