Lenin Jokes

What was Lenin's favourite film?

Tsar Wars episode III: Revenge of the scythe.

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What do you call a red lemon?

A Lenin.)

What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party

What are Russian clothes always made out of?

Lenin.

What score did Lenin get on his exam paper?

Full Marx

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Why couldn't the Soviet Union get anything done?

They were always either Russian or Stalin.

What do motors and the Soviet Union have in common?

Commutators

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

How do you get to a position of power in a science lab?

Work over time

What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

A conversation of energy.

Trotsky Jokes More Trotsky Jokes

What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party

What do you call communist memorabilia?

Trotsky's.

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What noise does a Russian Sheep make?

It Blyats.

What kind of name is Joaquin?

It's not Russian

Marx Jokes More Marx Jokes

Why doesn't communism work in a school environment?

Because everyone would get the same Marx.

Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Exam Paper Jokes More Exam Paper Jokes

What's black and white all over and difficult?

An exam paper!

What score did Lenin get on his exam paper?

Full Marx

Revenge Jokes More Revenge Jokes

What is the Revenant about?

The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.

What was Lenin's favourite film?

Tsar Wars episode III: Revenge of the scythe.

Vladimir Lenin Jokes More Vladimir Lenin Jokes

What do you call a communist hip hop dancer?

Vladimir Lenin dab

How did Vladimir Lenin originally get into power?

This isn't just a campaign, this is a political