Thanksgive Dinner Jokes

Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his Thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

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What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey

What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for Thanksgiving dinner?

Unlimited twerky

Why don't you want a turkey at your Thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

What did the green onion say to the Thanksgiving dinner?

I ain't no chive, Turkey.

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

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A whisk taker.

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Reservations.