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Thanksgive Dinner Jokes

What do Thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

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Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his Thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey

What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for Thanksgiving dinner?

Unlimited twerky

Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.

Why don't you want a turkey at your Thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

What did the green onion say to the Thanksgiving dinner?

I ain't no chive, Turkey.

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

1)/8"

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Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

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Manning was just a bit too much for them.

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Divorce!

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Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

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What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.

What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

Skip to the next track

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How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!

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Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

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What is the correct way to refer to an OP who resides in Europe?

The Continental OP.

Where's the biggest shopping center in Europe?

Malldova