Thanksgive Dinner Jokes

What do Thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his Thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey

What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for Thanksgiving dinner?

Unlimited twerky

Why don't you want a turkey at your Thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

What did the green onion say to the Thanksgiving dinner?

I ain't no chive, Turkey.

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

1)/8"

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

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What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

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Why didn't the hippie save the drowning swimmer?

He was too far out man

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It twerked.

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Which is the favorite US State of Miley Cyrus?

Montana.

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Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!

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What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer?

Woofleball

What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

1)/8"

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How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."

How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.

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What's the difference between American and Canadian?

A boat.

Where do boats go when they're sick?

The Doc

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Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

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What is the best way to stop a politician?

A really strong gust of wind.

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