Thanksgive Dinner Jokes

Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his Thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

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What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey

What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for Thanksgiving dinner?

Unlimited twerky

Why don't you want a turkey at your Thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

What did the green onion say to the Thanksgiving dinner?

I ain't no chive, Turkey.

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

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What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat?

A leek.

Why did the GameCube controller get off the boat?

Because he got a little c-stick.

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Where do Mathematicians sail?

Indices.

Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

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What do you call Vladimir Putin after an ultimate fighting championship?

Vloody Putin

What did Russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

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What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

What does a blonde make best for dinner?

Reservations.

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Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

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What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

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What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

What is a mortician's favorite side dish?

Gravy