What do Thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

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Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why don't you want a turkey at your Thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

Europe Jokes More Europe Jokes

What do people call Miley Cyrus in Europe?

Kilometery Cyrus

Why is England so special?

Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.

Thanksgive Dinner Jokes More Thanksgive Dinner Jokes

What did the green onion say to the Thanksgiving dinner?

I ain't no chive, Turkey.

Why don't you want a turkey at your Thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

Grease Jokes More Grease Jokes

What were Tarzan's last words?

WHO GREASED THE VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEE.

Where were the first French fries made?

In grease