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What do Thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

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What did France say to Turkey?

That's not nice.

What does my mom and a turkey have in common?

They both died on Thanksgiving

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What do Thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

How much free space does Europe have?

1 GB.

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Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.

What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

1)/8"

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What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!