What do Thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

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What did the green onion say to the Thanksgiving dinner?

I ain't no chive, Turkey.

Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.

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How much free space does Europe have?

1 GB.

What do people call Miley Cyrus in Europe?

Kilometery Cyrus

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What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

1)/8"

What did the green onion say to the Thanksgiving dinner?

I ain't no chive, Turkey.

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What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

What were Tarzan's last words?

WHO GREASED THE VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEE.