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What do Thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

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Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad: I guess through its Beak

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

Europe Jokes More Europe Jokes

Why is England so special?

Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.

Where's the biggest shopping center in Europe?

Malldova

Thanksgive Dinner Jokes More Thanksgive Dinner Jokes

What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

Grease Jokes More Grease Jokes

How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me