What do Thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

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Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What did the turkey say to the goat?

The turkey said gobble, gobble, gobble. The goat said back abdul akbar before blowing up.

How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!

Europe Jokes More Europe Jokes

What does an American actor say when going to Europe?

Let's go PAL.

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe

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What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

Grease Jokes More Grease Jokes

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

What's the best way to grease a Ferrari?

Run over an Italian.