Grease Jokes

What do Thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

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Where were the first French fries made?

In grease

What were Tarzan's last words?

WHO GREASED THE VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEE.

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

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What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?

Pigpockets.

Intention Jokes More Intention Jokes

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

What are your intentions?

Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."

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What's the best way to cheer on an electrician?

You con-du-it!!!

What's the best way to start an underwear presentation?

Start with a brief introduction.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70?

Your honor.

How can you tell a lawyer is lying?

Other lawyers look interested.

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you call a puppy combined with bread?

Well, It's not a purebread anymore.

What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why don't black people lay in the sun?

Because it's 92.96 million miles away.

What do black people drive?

House prices down

Thanksgive Dinner Jokes More Thanksgive Dinner Jokes

Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his Thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Why can't the insecure fish sing well?

He's never comfortable in his own scales.

What does Spock sing in the shower?

I'll stop the world and meld with you!