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Grease Jokes

What do Thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

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Where were the first French fries made?

In grease

What were Tarzan's last words?

WHO GREASED THE VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEE.

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!

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What salesman has the slickest line?

A hair grease salesman.

What did the salesman at footlocker say to the customer?

Shoes wisely

French Fry Jokes More French Fry Jokes

How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for French fries.

What did the French fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

Warn Jokes More Warn Jokes

Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

French Jokes More French Jokes

What are French journalists good at catching?

Bullets.

Where do French lawyers like to relax?

The J'accusi

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you call a puppy combined with bread?

Well, It's not a purebread anymore.

What do you get when you combine Reddit with dry humor?

Circle jerky.

Math Test Jokes More Math Test Jokes

How much equations does it take to finish a math test?

Only Sum

What did the Pie say when he failed a math test?

How did I get these simple questions wrong! I am so irrational!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the brothel run out of money?

Because all of the investors pulled out.

What do you call it when you run out of seed?

Endosperm.

Ferrari Jokes More Ferrari Jokes

What's the difference between a meth lab and a Ferrari?

There isn't a Ferrari in my garage

Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.