Grease Jokes

What do Thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

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Where were the first French fries made?

In grease

What were Tarzan's last words?

WHO GREASED THE VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEE.

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

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What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread.

Why doesn't Superman need a boss?

OC) He already has supervision.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

He wanted to sing higher!

What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

Intention Jokes More Intention Jokes

What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?

A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

Why does 8 hate 7?

Because 7 8 9

Thanksgive Dinner Jokes More Thanksgive Dinner Jokes

What do Thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

Why do black people like Korean food?

Because it has a little Seoul in it.