Grease Jokes

What do Thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

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Where were the first French fries made?

In grease

What's the best way to grease a Ferrari?

Run over an Italian.

What were Tarzan's last words?

WHO GREASED THE VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEE.

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!

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They were fried in ancient grease!

What do you call an oil stain that lasted for 1000 years?

Ancient grease

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How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

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Get it to do some CARdio

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What does Debbie Reynolds sing in heaven?

Good mourning, good mourning, good mourning!!!

Who sung?

Sam. Samsung

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They only...

Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

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What's the difference between cancer and black people?

Cancer got Jobs.

Why don't parrot's like black people?

Because Polly wants a cracker.

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Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!

What did the french fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

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What does a french truck driver shout during Bastille Day?

Have a NICE day!

What are french journalists good at catching?

Bullets.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.