Grease Jokes

Where were the first French fries made?

In grease

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What were Tarzan's last words?

WHO GREASED THE VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEE.

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

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Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.

What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people?

The NBA.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

Ancient Grease Jokes More Ancient Grease Jokes

Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

What do you call an oil stain that lasted for 1000 years?

Ancient grease

Math Test Jokes More Math Test Jokes

Why did the baseball player fail at the math test?

He used base 3.

How much equations does it take to finish a math test?

Only Sum

Salesman Jokes More Salesman Jokes

What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

What did the salesman at footlocker say to the customer?

Shoes wisely

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do Vampires hate Writers?

Because they hate Type O's

What kind of music do balloons hate the most?

Pop music.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What would be a good name for my daughter who is a synth?

Synthia

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

To get food for her babies!

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)