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Why did the baseball player fail at the math test?

He used base 3.

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How do you stop a metal from rusting?

Use some antioxidants

What currency do they use in space?

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Why did my Exotic Bird Startup Store fail?

I didn't have enough seed money.

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Summer...Her name's summer.

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He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

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They both get better when you drop the "base".

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Why did the baseball player fail at the math test?

He used base 3.

What did the Pie say when he failed a math test?

How did I get these simple questions wrong! I am so irrational!

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What's the difference between a motivational speaker and a baseball player?

The baseball player has all of its limbs.

Why did the baseball player fail at the math test?

He used base 3.