Why did the baseball player fail at the math test?

He used base 3.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

When is a triangle a rectangle?

When it fails

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What do you call a 3 humped camel?

Pregnant.

What do you call a bird with 3 wings and 3 legs?

Triangull

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common?

Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base.

Math Test Jokes More Math Test Jokes

Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.

Why did the baseball player fail at the math test?

He used base 3.

Baseball Player Jokes More Baseball Player Jokes

Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.

What's a baseball players favorite type cake?

A bundt cake.