Why did the baseball player fail at the math test?

He used base 3.

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What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

How do ducks fly high?

They use quack!

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What do you call an exam that a Biology major almost failed?

Biodegradable.

Why did the Soviet Union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it...

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How many Sayians does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But it'll take 3 episodes, and Krillin dies.

Why are black people fast runners?

They have 3 long strong legs.

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How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.

Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

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Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.

What did the Pie say when he failed a math test?

How did I get these simple questions wrong! I am so irrational!

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What kind of cake does a baseball player prefer?

A bundt cake!

What do you get when you combined a baseball player with a metal alloy?

A steel