Why did the baseball player fail at the math test?

He used base 3.

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What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

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How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.

Why did the horse fail German?

Because he could only say, "neighn!"

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

Math Test Jokes More Math Test Jokes

What did the Pie say when he failed a math test?

How did I get these simple questions wrong! I am so irrational!

What did the mermaid wear for good luck on her math test?

Her *algaebra*.

Baseball Player Jokes More Baseball Player Jokes

What do you get when you combined a baseball player with a metal alloy?

A steel

Why are baseball players so cool?

They always have their fans around.