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Why did the horse fail German?

Because he could only say, "neighn!"

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the feminist fail in programming?

She hated objectification.

What do you call a failed resistance?

Ohmless

German Jokes More German Jokes

Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

What do you say when German secret police is bugging you?

GeSTAHPo!

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why do horses make terrible congressmen?

Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.

Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country?

Too many horses were drowning.