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Why did the horse fail German?

Because he could only say, "neighn!"

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the baseball player fail at the math test?

He used base 3.

Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

German Jokes More German Jokes

What do you call the German version of Harry Potter?

Heinrich Potter, and the chamber of gas.

What do a German says when you show him a good meme?

Danke

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!