Why did the horse fail German?

Because he could only say, "neighn!"

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Why did the orange juice fail his math exam?

He wasn't concentrated.

What did the Pie say when he failed a math test?

How did I get these simple questions wrong! I am so irrational!

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What time do Germans leave their dentist appointments?

2:39

How much does a German weigh?

Teutons.

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What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

What did the horse say to Santa?

Nothing, horses can not speak.