Why did the horse fail German?

Because he could only say, "neighn!"

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Why did the rock star fail his depressing math exam?

He couldn't get the saddest fraction.

Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control

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What's a German Ninja drink beer out of?

A clandestein.

What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?

Herr Doctor.

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What did the mountain climber name his horse?

Everest. Any time he is bored I see him Mount Everest.

What do you call someone that lives next a horse?

Their neighbor