Why did the horse fail German?

Because he could only say, "neighn!"

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Why did the black kid fail algebra?

Because he didn't study.

Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

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What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.

How do you say goodbye to German cheese?

Velveetazane

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What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave