Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."

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What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.

Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."

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Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.

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Why doesn't Superman need a boss?

OC) He already has supervision.

What's the difference between spider man and Superman?

Peter Parker can shoot webs. Clark Kent.

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Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."