Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."

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Who's there! Alaska! Alaska who?

Alaska my mummy!

What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.

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What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

Who's there! Chile! Chile who?

Chile out tonight!

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Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet...

Why doesn't Superman need a boss?

OC) He already has supervision.

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Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."

Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)