Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."

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What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

Who's there! Alaska! Alaska who?

Alaska my mummy!

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What did one tooth say to the other?

Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight.

What moved less than Jenny McCarthy's forehead tonight?

Mariah Carey's mouth.

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What is the one thing Batman and Superman don't have to worry about?

Dad Jokes.

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

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Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."