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Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."

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Mummy Jokes More Mummy Jokes

Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

Because their daddies were mummies.

Why are the undead so angry all the time?

They have mummy issues.

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.

Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

Why didn't Superman rescue Princess Diana?

Because he was in a wheelchair.

Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

Crypt Jokes More Crypt Jokes

Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."