Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."

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Who's there! Alaska! Alaska who?

Alaska my mummy!

What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.

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Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

Who's there! Caitlin! Caitlin who?

Caitlin you my trainers tonight I'm wearing them!

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Why don't Superman's farts smell?

Because krypton gas is odourless.

What did Superman get at the supermarket?

A Super Bowl

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Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."

Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)