What did the first airplane engine say to the second airplane engine?

Are we there soon?" "Not jet."

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How long does it take for a Homeless man's stomach to be full?

A couple of seconds.

Who succeeded the first President of the USA?

The second one!

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What do you say to an airplane when it gets mad?

Cool your jets.

What is green and white, throws pig skin, and is the worst team in the NFL?

The Jets.