Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel Prize!

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Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

Because she wanted to mail a litter.

What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up?

A big stinker!

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What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

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What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

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Why The Scarecrow Won The Nobel Prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field!!

Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel Prize?

He was out standing in his field

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What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?

He got atomic ache.

What was Dr Frankenstein's second job?

He was a body-builder