Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel Prize!

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Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

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What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

Who won the first Tour de France?

The Panzer SS 1st Division

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What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends?

A ditch.

Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel Prize!

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What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?

He got atomic ache.

Why is Dr. Frankenstein never lonely?

He's good at making friends.