Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel Prize!

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Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

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What do Philadelphia Eagles fans do after they win the superbowl?

Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)

What body part never seems to win?

The feet.

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Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

How was Rome cut in half?

With a pair of Caesars.

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Why did the cow win a Nobel Prize?

Because he was out standing in his field.

Why did the Farmer win a Nobel-Prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field

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What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?

He got atomic ache.

How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.