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Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel Prize!

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What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

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How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!

What would u do if u won the lotto?

10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.

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What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

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How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster?

A Nobel Prize

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What was Dr Frankenstein's second job?

He was a body-builder

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.