Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!

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Why did the gamer start working out?

He wanted to finally get respecced.

Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

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Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

Why do people at Disneyland hate coke heads?

They're always cutting lines

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How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

Why did the scarecrow receive a Nobel Prize?

He was outstanding in his field.

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Why is Dr. Frankenstein never lonely?

He's good at making friends.

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!