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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

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Scarecrow Jokes More Scarecrow Jokes

What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

Promotion Jokes More Promotion Jokes

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!