Why are farmers the best at what they do?

They are out standing in their field.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What happened to the magical tractor?

It turned into a field

What do you call a farmer who's excellent at what he does?

Outstanding in his field

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

Why did the farmer win an award?

Because he was out-standing in his field.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What if Stephen Hawking was the real slim shady?

But we would never know because he couldn't stand up

How Many Friend Zoned Men Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

None, they just all stand around complaining that it won't screw!