Why are farmers the best at what they do?

They are out standing in their field.

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What's another term for a prodigal farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field.

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

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How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

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How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.

What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss