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Why do good farmers only excel when they are actually farming?

Because they are out standing in their field.

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What do you call the field of study for dad jokes?

Ence

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

Amaized.

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What does the "LL" in LL Cool J stand for?

Lickin Lips

What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

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What is the definition of a good farmer?

A man outstanding in his field.

How do you tell a good farmer?

He's outstanding in his field

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What's the most dangerous place in an Excel file?

C4

Why do good farmers only excel when they are actually farming?

Because they are out standing in their field.