How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What do you call a monkey in a mine field?

A babooooom!

What do you call a green cow in a field?

Invisibull.

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How did the farmer grow his portfolio?

Cornstock

Why are farmers cruel?

They pull corn by the ears.

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What's the difference between a vegan, a crossfit instructor, and a psychological test subject?

The test subject is the only one you'd willingly ask to "tell us about yourself."

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!

What should you do when you are cold?

Stand in a corner, corners are 90 degrees

Good Farmer Jokes More Good Farmer Jokes

How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

Why do cops make good farmers?

They're good at planting evidence.