What do you call a monkey in a mine field?

A babooooom!

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How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

How did the scarecrow win a noble prize?

He was *out standing* in his field.

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What's yellow and smells of bananas?

Monkey vomit

Why are monkeys pedantic?

Because they love nitpicking.