Baboom Jokes

What do you call a monkey terrorist?

A Baboom!

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What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

A BABOOM!

What do you call an exploding ape?

A baboom.

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

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What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

Explode Jokes More Explode Jokes

Where did the girl go when the bomb exploded?

Everywhere.

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

What do monkeys sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells Jungle bells..!

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many femenists does it *really* take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter how many femenists try, they can't change anything. Alternatively, they just hold it up and wait for the world to revolve around them.

What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

Minefield Jokes More Minefield Jokes

What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

A BABOOM!

What goes cackle cackle boom?

A witch in a minefield.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How many virgins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.

What's a dogs favorite part of a tree?

Stick? BARK!