Baboom Jokes

What do you call an exploding ape?

A baboom.

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

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Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

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Dynamite Jokes More Dynamite Jokes

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

Whats the difference between dynamite and a banana?

Banana is yellow,dynamite is red

Minefield Jokes More Minefield Jokes

What goes cackle cackle boom?

A witch in a minefield.

What goes eek eek bang?

A mouse in a minefield!

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and picture of Jesus?

It takes only one nail to hold the picture up

How will future generations contact Beyonce's ghost?

They'll hold a Beyonceance.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How do you make a trombone sound like a French horn?

Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

Explode Jokes More Explode Jokes

What did the French chef say when the cheese factory exploded?

Looks like we have debris all over the place

Why are Samsung phones so popular?

Because you C4 of them exploding every day