Baboom Jokes

What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

A BABOOM!

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call an exploding ape?

A baboom.

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

You might also enjoy:

Explode Jokes More Explode Jokes

Who ruled France until he exploded?

Napoleon Blownapart!

What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How many kids does Adrian Peterson have?

More than you can shake a stick at

What does a stick of Big Red and a Jamaican prisoner have in common?

Dey both sinna, mon!

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

Dynamite Jokes More Dynamite Jokes

What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

Whats the difference between dynamite and a banana?

Banana is yellow,dynamite is red

Minefield Jokes More Minefield Jokes

What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

A BABOOM!

What goes cackle cackle boom?

A witch in a minefield.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What do monkeys drink in space?

Orangu-Tang.

What do you call a monkey in a suit?

Over-dressed!