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How will future generations contact Beyonce's ghost?

They'll hold a Beyonceance.

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What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift?

Ans: Hodor

Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

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What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they were married?

Fiancee

What does Beyonce bake her cookies on?

Aluminatti foil

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How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

How do you contact a cross dresser?

Shemail