How will future generations contact Beyonce's ghost?

They'll hold a Beyonceance.

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What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

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What if you go missing?

How do you expect us to find you if you look like Beyonce on Facebook.

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they were married?

Fiancee

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How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

How will future generations contact Beyonce's ghost?

They'll hold a Beyonceance.