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How will future generations contact Beyonce's ghost?

They'll hold a Beyonceance.

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Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!

Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

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How will future generations contact Beyonce's ghost?

They'll hold a Beyonceance.

What's the difference between Beyonce and a shopping bag?

A shopping bag can carry a child.

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How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!