How will future generations contact Beyonce's ghost?

They'll hold a Beyonceance.

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How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.

What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My zipper

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What did Jay-Z call Beyonce after they got engaged?

Fiancee.

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they got married?

Feyonce

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How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin?

They use a Milwaukee-Talkie

How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!