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What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Where do cows go to hang out?

The slaughterhouse. Emphasis on **hang**.

Why did everyone wanted to hang out with the mushroom?

Because he was a fungi

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What does God do whenever he gets frustrated with Jesus?

He gets out the Bible Belt!

How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck?

He was in charge of refresh mints.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.

What's the hardest part about making a manicure joke?

You really have to nail it