What kind of bat hangs upside-down?

An acrobat.

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What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

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What kind of ants are very learned?

Pedants!

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

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What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A bat!

Who's there! Bat! Bat who?

Bat you'll never guess!

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What kind of skin lotion do acrobats use?

Cirque d'Olay

What is the best name for an acrobat?

Phillip