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What kind of bat hangs upside-down?

An acrobat.

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What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

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What kind of shoes does bread wear?

Loafers.

What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

Bat Jokes More Bat Jokes

Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A bat!

Acrobat Jokes More Acrobat Jokes

What's the difference between the Rockettes and a troop of acrobats?

One is a cunning array of stunts.

How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.