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What kind of bat hangs upside-down?

An acrobat.

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What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around here while I go on ahead.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

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What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing.

Bat Jokes More Bat Jokes

What's a camel's favourite song?

Bat Out of Camell

What has little balls, and hangs down?

A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up...Then hang up the phone x)

Acrobat Jokes More Acrobat Jokes

What's the difference between the Rockettes and a troop of acrobats?

One is a cunning array of stunts.

What kind of bat hangs upside-down?

An acrobat.