What kind of bat hangs upside-down?

An acrobat.

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Why do Demons and Ghouls hang out together?

Because Demons are a Ghouls best friend.

Where do all the cutest electrons hang out?

A d orbital

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What kind of a shoe has a problem?

An issue.

What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?

Neck-romance-y.

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What do you get when you cross a cricket with a bat?

Nothing as they cannot breed with each other

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

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What kind of skin lotion do acrobats use?

Cirque d'Olay

How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.