What kind of bat hangs upside-down?

An acrobat.

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What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out your boxer shorts?

Your grandma.

Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

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What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.

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What do you call a bat in a hurry?

A racing club

What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat?

Look mom, an angel!

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How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.

What kind of bat hangs upside-down?

An acrobat.