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What kind of bat hangs upside-down?

An acrobat.

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Why are spiders so unproductive?

Because they hang out on the web all day!

What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?

A drummer!!!!!

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What kind of watch does Germs Bond wear?

An Amoeba.

What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

Rep Tiles

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What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?

Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.

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What kind of skin lotion do acrobats use?

Cirque d'Olay

What's the difference between the Rockettes and a troop of acrobats?

One is a cunning array of stunts.