What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone?

A Snapping Turtle

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What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

Who's there! Cameron! Cameron who?

Cameron film are needed to take pictures!

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How did Bourne send data to the CIA?

JSON

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What batteries do turtles use?

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What's green and has four wheels?

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What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone?

A Snapping Turtle