What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone?

A Snapping Turtle

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Why is Instagram not working?

But "Why does the world need another picture of you " #instagramnotworking

Which elf likes to click pictures?

SELFie

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How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare mail!

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Bison.

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

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Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.

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What do you call a timid person that uses Snapchat?

A snapping turtle!

What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone?

A Snapping Turtle