What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone?

A Snapping Turtle

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Why did the picture go to jail?

Because it was framed

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Make sure you get my Gouda side!

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By hare mail!

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Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

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What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone?

A Snapping Turtle