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What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone?

A Snapping Turtle

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Why did the picture go to jail?

Because it was framed

What do you call it when an inmate takes a picture of their-self?

A Cellfie

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What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.

Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

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What did the Alligator say to the turtle?

Can I bayou a drink?

What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!

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What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone?

A Snapping Turtle