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What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone?

A Snapping Turtle

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Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

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Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

The obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!

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What do blondes and turtles have in common?

When they're on their backs, they're screwed.

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

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What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone?

A Snapping Turtle