Why do blondes always smile during ligh...

Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?

It takes too long to retrain them.

Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid?

They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash?

He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Why should I hire you?

Because I have pictures of you with a goat

Why are there no pictures of Ted Cruz holding a baby?

They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

An Ohioan who can read. Q: What's an Ohioan? A: A Kentuckian who can count. Q: What's a Kentuckian? A: A West Virginian with a branching family tree. Q: And who the hell are you to be making all these rude judgments? A: Trauma counselor for tour guides.

What's Isis' favorite race?

The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.