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Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?

Q. They think their picture is being taken.

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Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?

Q. They think their picture is being taken.

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Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

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Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?

Q. They think their picture is being taken.

Why do they call them thunder storms and not lightning storms?

Thunder storms just *sound* better