Q. They think their picture is being taken.
She threw away all of the W's.
"Is it mine "
A gynecologist who thinks he's really funny
The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."
Just kidding, I ran over it.
A. The Ultra Sound guy. Q. Who is the second coolest? A. The Hip replacement dude.
Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas A: He could feel his presence!
Because they can't hear a word you're saying!
A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.
Thunder storms just *sound* better
