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Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

Trying to hold on to a thought.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What's a homotron?

Just an electron that goes around looking for a fuse to blow!

What did Monica say to Hillary before Election Day?

Don't blow it

69 Jokes More 69 Jokes

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.

Rod Jokes More Rod Jokes

What do you call two guys above a window?

Kurt and Rod

What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.

68 Jokes More 68 Jokes

What is the fastest speed a woman can go?

68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.

What's a 68?

She blows me and I owe her one.