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Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for. There's no punch line!

What is the difference between a drunk driver and a high driver?

The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green

69 Jokes More 69 Jokes

What all girls want?

All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are "69"

What is the square root of 69?

Ate Something! ("8 something", actually 8.306)

Rod Jokes More Rod Jokes

What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

68 Jokes More 68 Jokes

What is the fastest speed a woman can go?

68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.

What's a 68?

She blows me and I owe her one.