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Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What do you call fifty blondes lined up ear-to-ear?

A wind tunnel. #ThugLyfe

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out all the w's.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

How do you make a candle really happy...?

Blow it out, it'll be delighted

What did Optimus Prime say to Arcee?

Have you ever blown a Transformer?

69 Jokes More 69 Jokes

What's the square root of 69?

Ate something.

What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer?

Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.

Rod Jokes More Rod Jokes

How do you catch a steroidal fish?

With A-Rod.

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

68 Jokes More 68 Jokes

Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.

How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...