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Rod Jokes

Whats does a fisherman and a teen have in common?

They both fiddle with a rod

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What do you call two guys above a window?

Kurt and Rod

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

How do you catch a steroidal fish?

With A-Rod.

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

What is the fastest speed a woman can go?

68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.

What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.

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Insert Jokes More Insert Jokes

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

What did the blindman say when he walked by the fish market?

Helllllllloooooo (insert your mother's/wife's/sister's/grandmother's name here.)

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What book do you like the most?

Woman: "My husband's checkbook."

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

Deez nuts

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

Why do they call me an oven?

Because when I get turned on things get really hot

What is black and knocking on the window from the inside?

A baby in the oven.

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

What do you get if you watch the Blind Side backwards?

Oher's NFL career

Kurt Jokes More Kurt Jokes

What do you call two guys above a window?

Kurt and Rod

What do you call two guys on a pair of curtains?

Kurt n Rod.

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

What's the difference between a dog and Windows 10?

A dog knows what is 'no'.

Nuclear Reactor Jokes More Nuclear Reactor Jokes

How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.