They both fiddle with a rod
Kurt and Rod
Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.
With A-Rod.
Curt 'n Rod
68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.
Because at 69 they blow a rod.
Kurt and Rod.
Send them the Fine Brothers.
Because he wanted a hot rod.
A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.
Son: "What color is the wind " Mom: "The wind is the wind, it had no color. It's transparent" Dad: "The wind is blue" Mom: "Blue How so " Dad: "Because the wind blew"
Reptile - disfunction
Womb-mates
A pair of pliers
Row v. Wade
One but you should have seen the bulb it must have been THIS big.
The train got windows
Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.
Insert coin
Both say Please insert Bill.
Gun hangs head & turns around
Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!