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They both fiddle with a rod

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Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.

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Because at 69 they blow a rod.

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To not leave a snail trail behind them.

You don't, you pick it up.

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Because he tasted funny.

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."

Just a pair 'a normal pants.

Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.

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Banned from the zoo.

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