Rod Jokes

What do you call two guys above a window?

Kurt and Rod

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What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.

What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.

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Fiddle Jokes More Fiddle Jokes

What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.

How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

Why do Americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig?

A boar constrictor!

68 Jokes More 68 Jokes

Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.

How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

What N-word do you never want to call a black man?

Neighbor!

69 Jokes More 69 Jokes

Why do ladies prefer 77 over 69?

Because it's eight more.

Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

What did the curtain rod say to the blinds?

Nice shades. (sorry)

What do you get if you watch the Blind Side backwards?

Oher's NFL career

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal