They both fiddle with a rod
Kurt and Rod
Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.
With A-Rod.
Curt 'n Rod
68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.
Because at 69 they blow a rod.
Kurt and Rod.
Because he thinks it doesn't matter if you make it or not
A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.
Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition.
Because n always has to be the center of attention.
When the car breaks down.
My car can make it to 50.
ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.
A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.
That thing hurts!
An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.
Insert coin
A. Banned from the Zoo.
The husband.
Polly want a cracker with cavier please!
Kurt n Rod.