They both fiddle with a rod
Kurt and Rod
Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.
With A-Rod.
Curt 'n Rod
68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.
Because at 69 they blow a rod.
Kurt and Rod.
They blow when they get turned on.
Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.
A chauffeur.
Haram Bae
They both love clubbin'
Kurt n Rod.
Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)
Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel
Luters.
I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.
I thought you said you'd never forget....
I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands.
Timing
Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.
