How do you catch a steroidal fish?

With A-Rod.

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What was the man running around?

From my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

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Whats does a fisherman and a teen have in common?

They both fiddle with a rod

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod