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How do you catch a steroidal fish?

With A-Rod.

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What has 18 legs and catches flies?

A baseball team

How do you catch a green elephant?

Paint him red and catch him with the red elephant trap.

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What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

What do you call two guys above a window?

Kurt and Rod