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How do you catch a steroidal fish?

With A-Rod.

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What fever did Joe Dirt catch on vacation after getting bit by a mosquito?

Deeeeeeeeeeengue

Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

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What is the fastest speed a woman can go?

68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.

Whats does a fisherman and a teen have in common?

They both fiddle with a rod