What do you call a fish without any eyes?

Boneless chicken

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Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

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Why are fish no good at tennis?

They don't like to get too close to the net!

What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.

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What do you call a rooster with erectile dysfunction?

Boneless chicken.

What do you call a fish without any eyes?

Boneless chicken