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What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.

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Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

What did they call Jesus after He died on the cross?

Xavier

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Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

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What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

Paddy o' furniture

How do you keep the St. Louis Rams off of your lawn?

Paint an endzone on it.

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What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight