What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.

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How did Jesus pay for our sins?

Pray-Pal

How did Jesus stay in shape?

Crossfit

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What is the difference between God and a police officer?

God doesn't think he's a police officer.

What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

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What does Mozart put on his front lawn?

Metrognomes

How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.

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How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.

What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.