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What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.

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What's the first sign of football in the Bible?

Jesus going up for the cross!

What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

God Jokes More God Jokes

What's the difference between God and an electrician?

God doesn't think **he's** an electrician.

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

What does Mozart put on his front lawn?

Metrognomes

Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn?

To spruce things up a bit.

Mow Jokes More Mow Jokes

What did the computer do with his overgrown gardens...?

Mowed 'em.

What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.