21+ Funny Lawn Jokes - Curious Supply

How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.

Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn?

To spruce things up a bit.

What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

Paddy o' furniture

How do you get the political science grad off your lawn?

Pay for the pizza

Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

What do pink flamingos have on their front lawns?

Plastic Italians.

What is the name of an Irish girl who hangs out on your lawn?

Patti O'Furniture

What is the thing called that irrigates your lawn?

A garden Jose.

What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn?

He couldn't trust his hose.

What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

How do you keep the St. Louis Rams off of your lawn?

Paint an endzone on it.

How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.

What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.

What does Mozart put on his front lawn?

Metrognomes

What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

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