Lawn Jokes

Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn?

To spruce things up a bit.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

Paddy o' furniture

Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

How do you keep the St. Louis Rams off of your lawn?

Paint an endzone on it.

How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.

What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.

What does Mozart put on his front lawn?

Metrognomes