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What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus like M&ampM's?

Because they fall through his hands.

Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

Because if they didn't they'd fall over.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What's an atheist's favorite Christmas movie?

Coincidence on 34th Street

What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'Merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn?

To spruce things up a bit.

What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

Autumn Leaf Jokes More Autumn Leaf Jokes

What did one autumn leaf say to another?

I'm falling for you.

What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue