What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

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What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

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What's the most poular Christmas carol in the desert?

Oh caaamel ye faithful.

How does Trent Reznor's mom hang up his Christmas stocking?

With a Nine Inch Nail.

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What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload

Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

Autumn Leaf Jokes More Autumn Leaf Jokes

What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

What did one autumn leaf say to another?

I'm falling for you.