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What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Where's the best view of falling stars in Los Angeles?

The Betty Ford Clinic

Why did Mary fell from the swing?

Because she hasn't got arms!

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What's Scrooge's favourite Christmas game?

Mean-opoly.

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.

What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

Autumn Leaf Jokes More Autumn Leaf Jokes

What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

What did one autumn leaf say to another?

I'm falling for you.