What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

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How did Moses feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt.

What did the architect say about the rack?

How does she not fall over?

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What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck?

A Christmas-Quacker!

What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas?

Grave-y!

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What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.

What do pink flamingos have on their front lawns?

Plastic Italians.

Autumn Leaf Jokes More Autumn Leaf Jokes

What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

What did one autumn leaf say to another?

I'm falling for you.