What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the librarian slip and fall on the library floor?

Because she was in the non-friction section.

How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

What did one Christmas ornament say to the other Christmas ornament?

Let's hang.

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

Autumn Leaf Jokes More Autumn Leaf Jokes

What did one autumn leaf say to another?

I'm falling for you.

What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue