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What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.

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How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan

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What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve