What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.

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What do you call parents who teach abstinence only?

Grandma and grandpa.

What do you call the parents of a cat?

His PURR-ents

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What where Adam's first words to Eve?

Don't wash it in there, you'll make the fish smell like that!

What was the first treacherous thing said?

Adam you gotta try this!

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What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!