What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.

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What would your parents say if I called them?

I replied, "Hello "

Why Three?

Husband: It's for you and your parents.

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What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?

Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.

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How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."