What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.

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Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?

Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

When is a parent like a child?

When he's a miner.

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What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

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What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?

Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.