What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.

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What do you call people who use the pull out method?

Parents

How can you tell that your dog just gave birth?

It is now a parent.

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What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

What was the first treacherous thing said?

Adam you gotta try this!

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What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

What where Adam's first words to Eve?

Don't wash it in there, you'll make the fish smell like that!