What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.

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Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

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What is Adam's brother called?

Subtractem

What do you call the day before Christmas Eve?

Christmas Adam

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What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!