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How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

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I want hue.

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I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

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When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

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How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...