How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

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Why do they call them "S'mores"?

Because you always want another one!

Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.

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Why was the strawberry crying?

Because it's mom was in a real jam.

What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their roommates?

Mom &amp Dad

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What do you call it when seven minutes in heaven is played at Comic-Con?

Close encounters of the nerd kind

What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!

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Whos there?

Yoda lady. Yoda lady who Good job yodeling! 2.Knock knock. Whos there Well, not your parents, because your parents never knock!

How many Millennials does it take... to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Their parents will do it for them.

Scold Jokes More Scold Jokes

Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"

How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...