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How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

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What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couplesfight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why was the strawberry crying?

Because it's mom was in a real jam.

What about your mom?

No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why can't dogs play hockey?

They always get called for roughing.

What do you call an ant who can't play the piano?

Discordant!

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What did Stevie Wonder's younger brother think their parents named him after British royalty?

Because they named him Stevie Twoder.

How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.

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What did the Elephant say while scolding her children?

Tusk Tusk I am so sorry

How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...