If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...
Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!
Tusk Tusk I am so sorry
A cow with short legs
Because the cow has the udder
A moosecut!
A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers.
No, seriously. How could they tell?
Open your Bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME
They both love clubbin'
Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist.
N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!
Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.
You want a piece of me!
Me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car
Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her
Calculus
The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.
