Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"
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If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...
Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!
Tusk Tusk I am so sorry
He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"
He asked. I said, "My next door neighbour."
One, but the light bulb has to *want* to be screwed in.
Host: What's your friend's name Me: Wikipedia.
Because they're nobody's fool
Won't get fooled again!
N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!
Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.
Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!
Yesallwomen
More time on tests.
If you break a leg, you get cast
He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...
Cause they have smaller PPs
Cause they would whistle on the way down
