Scold Jokes

How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...

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How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

What did the Elephant say while scolding her children?

Tusk Tusk I am so sorry

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Ground beef

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What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

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Because they can't see if they close both.

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He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

She wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

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What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

What products do I use for grooming?

She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."

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What was the yacht doing while it played heavy metal music?

Dokken

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Hopscotts.

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How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...

How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!

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Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.