Scold Jokes

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

What do you call a child that's good at digging?

A minor

Hunter Jokes More Hunter Jokes

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.

Scold Jokes

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