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What do you call am alligator in a vest?

An illogical situation imagined by a child.

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What did the priest say to the child at the playgrounds?

Its a slippery slope.

What are children generally better at then adults?

Giving the pope an errection

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

Imagine Jokes More Imagine Jokes

Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like