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What do you call am alligator in a vest?

An illogical situation imagined by a child.

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What is the difference between black, morbid and brutal humor?

Black humor - 12 children in one trash can Morbid humor - 1 children in 12 trash cans Brutal humor - 12 trash cans in one children

Where do children learn their ABC's?

At LMN-tary school!

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.

Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!

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What is it called when a woman can't imagine having kids?

Inconceivable.

What do you call am alligator in a vest?

An illogical situation imagined by a child.