What do you call am alligator in a vest?

An illogical situation imagined by a child.

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

When is a parent like a child?

When he's a miner.

What happens when a soviet and a German have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer Poland really fast.

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

What do you get when you cross a child and an alligator?

An alligator.

What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes?

An Investigator.

Imagine Jokes More Imagine Jokes

Why is God depressed?

Imagine...*You* Being God, the Lord, Him... But imagine us.

What is it called when a woman can't imagine having kids?

Inconceivable.