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What do you call am alligator in a vest?

An illogical situation imagined by a child.

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why don't Raggedy Ann &amp Andy have any children?

Cotton balls

What do children in North Korea study for a science?

Kimistry

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

How often do I see alligators?

Ocajunally

Imagine Jokes More Imagine Jokes

Why did this OkCupid user never go out on a date?

A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..