What do you call am alligator in a vest?

An illogical situation imagined by a child.

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What body part do adults have two of and children have four of?

Kidneys.

Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

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Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

What do you call an alligator that starts something?

An insti-GATOR!

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What if Rob Lowe robbed Lowes?

Just imagine the crazy headlines. They'd probably say something like... "Rob Lowe Robs Lowes"

Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like