What do you call am alligator in a vest?

An illogical situation imagined by a child.

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What do children in North Korea study for a science?

Kimistry

Why can't children watch pirate movies?

Because they're rated

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

Which alligator lives in the Arctic?

The refridgegator.

How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later.

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What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.