What do you call am alligator in a vest?

An illogical situation imagined by a child.

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

How many Duggar does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw children, not light bulbs.

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

Because her children weren't that bright!

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

What's green and bad for your eyes?

An alligator.

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

Imagine Jokes More Imagine Jokes

What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.

Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.