Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!

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What kind of bear likes the rain?

A drizzley bear.

What's it like to go down on an ewok?

It's alright, they're just a little chewy.

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How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?

By witchful thinking.

What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?

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What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

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How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

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