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Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

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What do I know about dwarves?

Very little.

What's another word for knowing that you're right?

Woman

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What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

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What s the difference between an ostridge?

It can neither fly

What do you call a flying pig?

Swine flu

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Why do women prefer old gynecologists?

Their shaky hands!

What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

He puts down the three and carries the one.

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Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.