Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.
I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar
Dont worry, they'll tell you.
The other woman replies, "It has its perks."
Let me be your *soil*mate
You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.
A dead cat.
The ones with Jam in
Shell.
Because umbrellas can't walk
Doodoo doodoo
Because he ate his carrion.
