Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

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Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.