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How does Sherlock prefer his tea?

Steeped in mystery!

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Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What music do cats prefer?

Deadmau5

Why doesn't Sean Connery have any grown up children?

He prefers them shaken, not stirred.

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

How did Moses make his tea in the morning?

Hebrewed it.

What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

Sherlock Jokes More Sherlock Jokes

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

What did the elephant say to the famous detective?

It's ele-mentary my dear Sherlock!

Mystery Jokes More Mystery Jokes

How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves?

The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence

What do you call a pirate who solves mysteries?

A pirate aye!