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Why did the Germans loose WWII?

They kept Stalin around.

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How does a German call an Irishman?

Komm, Sean!

What did the German Shepherd say at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors.

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What do you call a nice looking WWII German solider?

A Neo Hotzi

How did the Italians lose WWII?

They ordered ziti instead of shells.

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Why did the Russian man keep making excuses?

He was just stalin for time

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!