Why did the Germans loose WWII?

They kept Stalin around.

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Why did the Germans loose WWII?

They kept Stalin around.

What did one German baker say to the other?

Glutentag!

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Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

What do you call a WWII battle that finished it's senior year at communism school?

Leningrad

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Why did the Russian man keep making excuses?

He was just stalin for time

Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.