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Why did the Germans loose WWII?

They kept Stalin around.

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What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

What happened to the German man's luggage?

It was Lufthansa plane

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What do you call a WWII battle that finished it's senior year at communism school?

Leningrad

Why did the Germans loose WWII?

They kept Stalin around.

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Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.