Why did the Germans loose WWII?

They kept Stalin around.

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Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese?

Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.

What's the name of that German guy that keeps hiding my stuff around the house?

Alzheimer, Grandma.

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What do you call a WWII battle that finished it's senior year at communism school?

Leningrad

Why did the Germans loose WWII?

They kept Stalin around.

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Why didn't the USSR get anything done?

They were Stalin

Why are Russians such bad pilots?

Because they're always Stalin. Thank you, good night.