Why did the Germans loose WWII?

They kept Stalin around.

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What does the German President wear?

Leader-hosen.

What's the cleanest country in the world (in the eyes of the Germans?

Nigeria.

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What do you call a nice looking WWII German solider?

A Neo Hotzi

Why did the Germans loose WWII?

They kept Stalin around.

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What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!