Why did the Russian man keep making excuses?

He was just stalin for time

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What's the Russian word for water?

Vodka

Why did the CIA torture the Russian wasp?

Because he was a cagey bee agent.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What is the difference between a human and a potato?

Time

How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

What did the pony say after he coughed?

Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse.

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why do Communist Dictators have trouble getting their work done on time?

They're way too into Stalin

Why did the USSR have such a bad air force?

They kept Stalin.

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Why did the Russian man get food poisoning?

Because NE-coli.

Why did the Russian man keep making excuses?

He was just stalin for time