Why did the Russian man keep making excuses?

He was just stalin for time

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What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

Why wasn't Vladimir late?

He was Russian.

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Which candy is never on time?

Choco-late.

What did the Russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

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Why could Joseph never get anything done?

Because he was always Stalin..

What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

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Why did the Russian man keep making excuses?

He was just stalin for time

Why did the Russian man get food poisoning?

Because NE-coli.