Why did the Russian man keep making excuses?

He was just stalin for time

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why is Vladimir Putin always Russian?

Because he's never Finnish.

What's the Russian word for Internet outage?

Internjet

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did one frog say to the other frog?

Time's fun when you're having flies.

What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why did the Germans loose WWII?

They kept Stalin around.

Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

Russian Man Jokes More Russian Man Jokes

What does the bride of a Russian man get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name.

Why did the Russian man get food poisoning?

Because NE-coli.