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Why did the Russian man get food poisoning?

Because NE-coli.

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What did the Russian man say to the boy after he did nice for someone?

That was *Cher-i-nobyl* of you

What does the bride of a Russian man get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name.

Why did the Russian man keep making excuses?

He was just stalin for time