Why did the Russian man get food poisoning?

Because NE-coli.

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What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)

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What STD can you catch from Mayor McCheese?

None, but you can get food poisoning.

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again.

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Why did the Russian man get food poisoning?

Because NE-coli.

What does the bride of a Russian man get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name.