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Why did the Russian man get food poisoning?

Because NE-coli.

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Why couldn't the Soviet Union get anything done?

They were always either Russian or Stalin.

Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian

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Why did the Russian man get food poisoning?

Because NE-coli.

What STD can you catch from Mayor McCheese?

None, but you can get food poisoning.

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Why did the Russian man keep making excuses?

He was just stalin for time

Why did the Russian man get food poisoning?

Because NE-coli.