Why did the Russian man get food poisoning?

Because NE-coli.

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How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

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What STD can you catch from Mayor McCheese?

None, but you can get food poisoning.

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again.

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Why did the Russian man keep making excuses?

He was just stalin for time

What does the bride of a Russian man get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name.