Why did the Russian man get food poisoning?

Because NE-coli.

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What's a Russian's favorite food?

Vladimir Poutine

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again.

Why did the Russian man get food poisoning?

Because NE-coli.

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Why did the Russian man keep making excuses?

He was just stalin for time

Why did the Russian man get food poisoning?

Because NE-coli.