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Why did the Russian man get food poisoning?

Because NE-coli.

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Why couldn't the Soviet Union get anything done?

They were always either Russian or Stalin.

Why do Russian police officers always work in groups of three?

One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

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What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

How did Jared from Subway get food poisoning?

He ate a 5 year old weiner

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Why did the Russian man get food poisoning?

Because NE-coli.

Why did the Russian man keep making excuses?

He was just stalin for time