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Food Poisoning Jokes

How did Jared from Subway get food poisoning?

He ate a 5 year old weiner

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What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

Why did the Russian man get food poisoning?

Because NE-coli.