What do you call a Russian cat that's been to space?

A cos-meow-naut.

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Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.

What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.

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How do you calm down an astronaut?

You give him space.

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.