What do you call a Russian cat that's been to space?

A cos-meow-naut.

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How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

I need space.

Why are there no astronauts on Twitch.tv?

Because in space, no one can hear you stream.