What do you call a Russian cat that's been to space?

A cos-meow-naut.

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What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

A soviet

What's the best language to describe the hectic holiday shopping season?

Russian

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Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?

The higher they are, the more spaced out they get