What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Beast wishes.

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E Jokes More E Jokes

Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

Why is E the only good letter?

Because every other letter is not E!

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

How do you mail an egg?

In a henvelope!

How do long distance runners send e-mail?

On the sprin-ternet.

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

How many thingamabobs does Ariel have?

20 "Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."

How many forever alone guys does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but he wishes it was two.

Beast Jokes More Beast Jokes

What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck.... with hiccups.

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

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What's the singular form of 'werewolves'?

I am a wolf

Where do you store a werewolf?

In a were-house