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What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Beast wishes.

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E Jokes More E Jokes

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

What came in the mail today?

Anthrax.

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

How do you get wishes from cheese?

You fed-a-genie!

Why do horses make terrible congressmen?

Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.

Beast Jokes More Beast Jokes

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck.... with hiccups.

Werewolf Jokes More Werewolf Jokes

What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Beast wishes.

What do you call a werewolf that knows it's a werewolf?

A self-awarewolf.