What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Beast wishes.

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What's a hippies favorite animal?

An elk. He's got the E. the L. and the K.

Why is E the only good letter?

Because every other letter is not E!

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How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!

What came in the mail today?

Anthrax.

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Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

What does Peter Parker wish he would have went to school for?

Web design.

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What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan.

What's 668?

The Neighbor of the Beast.

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How do werewolves mark their territory?

Lycanthropee

Why are Werewolves such pessimists?

They refuse to look at the silver lining.