What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Beast wishes.

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How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

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Where do ghosts mail their letters?

At the ghost office.

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

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What do you call a nine-sided polygon that wishes to remain anonymous?

Anonagon.

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

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What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan.

What's 668?

The Neighbor of the Beast.

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What's the singular form of 'werewolves'?

I am a wolf

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.