What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Beast wishes.

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E Jokes More E Jokes

Why is E the only good letter?

Because every other letter is not E!

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

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What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Yours tin-sincerely.

How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!

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What did the pillar say when he forgot to wish his friend happy birthday?

I'll column later.

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Beast Jokes More Beast Jokes

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan.

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Where do werewolves stay when they're on vacation?

At the Howliday Inn!

Why are Werewolves such pessimists?

They refuse to look at the silver lining.