What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Beast wishes.

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E Jokes More E Jokes

How do long distance runners send e-mail?

On the sprin-ternet.

Why do you think your report should be on the net?

Because my marks are all 'E's.

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

What did Sandy Hook elementary get in the mail instead of new books?

Empty Magazines.

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

Why does Vincent van Gogh always look forward to thenew year?

Because everyone wishes him a new ear.

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

Beast Jokes More Beast Jokes

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan.

Werewolf Jokes More Werewolf Jokes

What do you call a werewolf that knows it's a werewolf?

A self-awarewolf.

How do werewolves mark their territory?

Lycanthropee