Why are Werewolves such pessimists?

They refuse to look at the silver lining.

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Why did Tigger get stuck in the toilet?

He was looking for pooh.

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Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

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What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

What do you call a Sith Lord who refuses to fight?

A sithy.

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What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Beast wishes.

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At the Howliday Inn!

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What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

Deterrent.

What did the pessimist say to the psychologist?

Only the good die, Jung.

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Why are Werewolves such pessimists?

They refuse to look at the silver lining.