Why are Werewolves such pessimists?

They refuse to look at the silver lining.

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How does every black joke start?

By looking over your shoulder!

Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

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Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

Why are Werewolves such pessimists?

They refuse to look at the silver lining.

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Where do fleas go in winter?

Werewolf: Search me!

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.

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How many?

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None - it's probably screwed it too tight anyhow!

What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

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Why aren't Japanese optimistic?

Because not every cloud has a silver lining

Why are Werewolves such pessimists?

They refuse to look at the silver lining.