Why are Werewolves such pessimists?

They refuse to look at the silver lining.

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Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

How do you know if an introvert likes you?

He looks at your shoes instead of his

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What do you call it when you refuse to do core workouts?

Abstinence.

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

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What do you call a werewolf that knows it's a werewolf?

A self-awarewolf.

What's the singular form of 'werewolves'?

I am a wolf

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Why are all computer scientists such pessimists?

They always worry about the worst case!

What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

Deterrent.

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Why aren't Japanese optimistic?

Because not every cloud has a silver lining

Why are Werewolves such pessimists?

They refuse to look at the silver lining.