Why are Werewolves such pessimists?

They refuse to look at the silver lining.

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What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.

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What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

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Where do you store a werewolf?

In a were-house

Why are Werewolves such pessimists?

They refuse to look at the silver lining.

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Why are Werewolves such pessimists?

They refuse to look at the silver lining.

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

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Why aren't Japanese optimistic?

Because not every cloud has a silver lining

Why are Werewolves such pessimists?

They refuse to look at the silver lining.