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Why are Werewolves such pessimists?

They refuse to look at the silver lining.

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What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.

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Why did the feminist get fired from Subway?

Because she refused to make a sandwich

Why did former Alabama governor George Wallace fail high school calculus?

He refused to integrate.

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Where do you store a werewolf?

In a were-house

What do you call a werewolf who has taken an interest in social justice?

Awarewolf

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What did the pessimist say to the psychologist?

Only the good die, Jung.

Why are Werewolves such pessimists?

They refuse to look at the silver lining.

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Why are Werewolves such pessimists?

They refuse to look at the silver lining.

Why aren't Japanese optimistic?

Because not every cloud has a silver lining