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Why aren't Japanese optimistic?

Because not every cloud has a silver lining

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What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottish sheep farmer?

One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'

What do clouds wear under their pants?

Thunderwear!

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How many tickles does a Japanese school girl want?

Tentickles.

What do Japanese emperors and rappers have in common?

They're both wondering where their ninjas are at.

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Why aren't Japanese optimistic?

Because not every cloud has a silver lining

Why are Werewolves such pessimists?

They refuse to look at the silver lining.