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What's the biggest difference between Republicans and Democrats?

Republicans sign their checks on the front, and Democrats sign on the back.

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Check Jokes More Check Jokes

How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby I'll check on that.

Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

Big Difference Jokes More Big Difference Jokes

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.

Democrats Jokes More Democrats Jokes

What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and Democrats want more for schools.

Why were Democrats in the lead early on?

Republicans weren't off of work yet.

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

You take the pizza delivery sign off

What's the biggest difference between Republicans and Democrats?

Republicans sign their checks on the front, and Democrats sign on the back.