What's the biggest difference between Republicans and Democrats?

Republicans sign their checks on the front, and Democrats sign on the back.

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Check Jokes More Check Jokes

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.

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Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

Why are they called jokes?

Because calling them Republican presidential candidates would make me cry.

Democrats Jokes More Democrats Jokes

Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.

Why can't Democrats sell pants?

They believe in a single-pair system.

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Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.