What did the blonde do after she combed her hair?

She pulled her pants up.

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Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

What did the couch say to the armchair?

Don't worry, I pull out.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

To keep their pants up.

Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?

So it won't get too Messi.

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!