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What did the blonde do after she combed her hair?

She pulled her pants up.

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Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

What did the rapper say when he couldn't find his pants?

Where my knickers at

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?

So it won't get too Messi.

What did the bald man say when he got a comb as a gift?

I'll never part with this!