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What did the blonde do after she combed her hair?

She pulled her pants up.

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What did Luke get for pulling Darth Vader's face mask off?

A 15 yard penalty.

What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?

Barberians.

What experience do you have plucking chickens?

Me: See all those hairs on my chin No. Me: Exactly.

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb?

Hair-vents.

Why is it so hard to get a comb from a bald man?

Because they never part with them